This ham was the size of a human head. Literally. i thought I was the biggest...– My mom, regarding a ham which has gone missing from her refrigerator and discussion of which has dominated my afternoon. Being home is going really great, btw. (via hammerito)
Sebastian is sick :(
This is Mike’s brother. I usually just creep. :) Bas has Feline Infectious Peritonitis. A huge portion of the feline population gets it, get diarrhea and get better. A few have a genetic predisposition to it. That’s Bas. It’s actually a corona virus, similar to what causes SARS and it will likely attack his lungs. His number is off-the-charts bad, but the vet said that...
Wampeters, Foma, and Pat Falloon: Going To Go Do... →
I’ll be with you during the Second Coming if you’ll be the first. jbowesmusic: Mike and I spent part of today coming up with rapture-related pick-up lines. I’m going to do my damnedest to use them without getting a drink thrown in my face. My personal favorite (that I came up with): “Tomorrow at 6pm, there’s supposed to be a series of earthquakes that…
hammerito: Death Cab For Cutie // The Sound of...
Look, just based on the nature of the water cycle, I have to assume that at some...– Me, to my brother Chris, on the nature of nature and the fact that everything is made of poop. (via hammerito)